#but he's in ireland now and im in england and its sad

[akizambie]

The fact I will get to go Manchester german market, and see my bf, and make him buy me a korean hot dog and mulled wine/beer at the end of this month is currently keeping me alive.

[happikattwuzheere]

im being deeply unproductive today, but in my defense i got a set of several complex pictures for the video project done last night, and i still have to actually assemble the files for editing and ill get to that but first let’s bust through some more of this backlog of deer boy au sketches and talk about ronan this time 

this is a LONG one probably, and also, yknow, because its ronan and esp because as you may have noticed he’s not exactly human in this au, there’s gonna be some discussion here of good ole ronan lynch angst-with-regards-to-his-existence-and-religion, so like, heads up there? and. discussion of like. some very sad things, but very very briefly. less discussion and more mention of them. look its ronan idk what to tell you aside from i have at least managed to avoid mentioning kavinsky for now so its not as bad as it could be anyway

(this is probably extremely rambly even for me, im so sorry. i can explain any number of things mentioned here in more detail if anyone would like) 

SO. ronan’s a cambion, at least by dnd terminology, idk how that term gets used in other contexts but the point here is he’s half-human and half-demon, BUT, v important to explain, even tho the characters don’t initially know this and it’s something they work out over time, demons are not necessarily devils; or, more accurately, there’s a category of creature that is not a fey but is somewhat fey-adjacent, follows their own very different set of rules to fey law and are reliant on ley lines in ways similar to a lot of fey beings and spaces, and that category of creatures was granted the name “demons” because that word already exists and this type of creature’s so misunderstood that people mistook them for devils. Whether the biblical demon also exists in this au i havent decided on and dont much plan to because its not super relevant 

BUT. taking inspiration from the horrible bee from canon, demons are, essentially, beings that are created due to a high degree of tragedy on a ley line, and the rules they operate by as well as their motivations are determined by the shape of that tragedy which created them. for example: the hornet demon from the books would be an example of what happens due to violence and bloodshed; it was born of blood shed in anger and life wrongly taken and as a result it exists only to destroy. however, not all demons are evil. example: take, say, a succubus (no stay with me hold on), like the one that niall lynch hooked up with made a deal with over in ireland one day. 

a succubus in this sense is a demon which is born of miscarriage; and they’re Like That because there, the tragedy is not one of destruction, but of lost potential and a life that never came to be. so a succubus is driven to make up for that lost potential in the form of, yknow, making another baby happen, 

and its that power of potential that is also why ronan’s got power over dreams still, it’s aaaall about creation and potential. and his mother, who he never actually met, she hecked off but niall kept the baby, wasn’t evil. just. operating on a different morality system but one which had no interest in hurting anybody. she’s still kicking around in ireland somewhere

RONAN meanwhile still has his two brothers, haven’t figured out yet if matthew’s still a dream thing or not, but. niall never got around to explaining how the demon thing worked before dying because it’s niall he’s terrible at explaining things. but ronan started being able to shapeshift p young--he’s got a fully human form, a fully demonic form, and a form that’s generally called hybrid but really he can shift to anywhere along the spectrum or just pop the wings or the tail out etc etc etc. his brothers both know ronan’s not human, its a family secret, its all chill, except then one day ronan shifts out the wings to help save a baby bird that fell out of a tree and someone outside the family sees that happen and from there things just get real bad and the lynches have to leave ireland in a hurry 

ronan’s demonic form actually ends up being strongly influenced by his own opinion of himself as he grows up; the church has him filled with enough doubt that he grows the horns and becomes more hulking and frightening and all that jazz, and he suspects that he would be burned or expelled from a church’s grounds if he were to shift forms on sacred ground, so he never tries it (he would not, because, as was previously stated, his mother isnt evil, but he doesnt know that) and he just. he hides it real hard. especially after niall gets himself murdered before ronan can finally just ASK about his mother

but! before that happens he meets gansey, who has a lot of interest in the fey and a theory that’s not quite right but is on the right track about demons being some poorly understood class of fey rather than something evil and that gives ronan a lot of hope for a while

yknow until he sees how much iron effs up someone who’s even got a LITTLE fey blood in them when adam gets shot and how when ronan holds that same arrowhead that put adam in so much pain it doesn’t hurt at all, rip 

he tells them that he’s a cambion well before he shows them the alt forms because there’s a point where he feels that they ought to know esp since ronan’s back to existential dread over what exactly he is, it’s kavinsky who ends up forcing him to shift in front of them for the first time, the whole kavinsky thing’s gonna DEFINITELY take at least one post all on its own a lot happens there, but for now: this is why ronan knew that pryderi wasn’t a normal deer (that and also because pryderi is a white tailed deer, which dont exist in england, so ronan was like, thats. thats not a real animal thats gotta be a fey) and also leads to some fun between him and noah because noah, unbeknownst to ronan, has decided that he and ronan are in fact engaged in a game of chicken to see who gets caught/outed for what they really are first. 

(ronan and gansey dont know what kind of fey noah is exactly. ronan assumes he’s something weak like a brownie. noah is definitely not a brownie) 

uhhh any more thoughtsssss 

last picture’s unfinished because idk why ronan’s fully demonic form is so hard for me to DRAW but he’s shaped roughly like beast from the disney movie, except as a big bird monster. also if ur someone he likes and you sleep using him as a pillow it’ll be the best sleep of your life w/ really good dreams and ronan also sleeps v well, its a thing that happens, ronan is in fact the best pillow 

[talk-geek-to-me]

All the ones you didn't do in the last ask!

So I’m finally getting around to doing this. and you fUCKING HATE ME. This is gonna be hella long.  (she asked for all of them)

This is for the WaterColor asks that I posted last night

Zinc White: how are you really feeling today? I’m very tired tbh like all i wanna do today is sleep rn. very tired

Cadmium Yellow: When you think of the word “happy” what's the first thing that comes to mind? ummmmm probably my boyfriend and the very funny moments you and i share

Lemon: What’s your comfort food? Ben and Jerry’s Brownie Batter Core Ice cream. that shit makes me feel better immediately

Hansa Yellow: What’s your guilty pleasure song? honestly idk, but i will tell you the song that I cant get enough of and its All Time Low by Jon Bellion. like i honestly cant get enough of it rn

Yellow Ochre: Name an artist/band whom you just discovered and cant get enough of. right now its the song that I just said in the last ask. but the band? shit ummmmmm, idk but i’ve been listening to anything in my liked playlist from spotify. so it varies

Naples Yellow: where do you feel most at home? uh, i dont really know. I moved to Idaho so i haven’t figured that most yet

Raw Sienna: with whom do you feel most at home? my boyfriend. I miss him so much and I honestly cant wait till i see him next

Golden Ochre: describe the relationship with your closest friend. JESS *insert random thing that im currently screaming about*

Golden Deep: what’s your favorite season? fall, i can wear converse and hoodies and be comfortable

Cadmiun orange: What do you like to do on your days off? i love to do things that have to get done. like today, i did more homework than i thought i was gonna do and cleaned my bathroom. it’s been a good day.

Orange lake: do you have anyone you can turn to when you’re sad? I listen to music and not do my homework, just focus on me

Titans: do you prefer slow mornings or relaxing evenings? tbh i think i prefer slow mornings cause im not a morning person so that gives me time to sleep in

Shaknazaryan Red: are you currently binge watching anything? CRIMINAL MINDS

red ochre; are you more right-brained (creative) or left-brained (analytical)? i think i’m a bit of both

burnt sienna; is there a painting that brings you peace when you look at it? not really theres a picture i really like tho. here’s the link! https://www.pinterest.com/pin/46865652355803785/

english red; what animal do you relate to most? honestly, a raven

vermilion; what’s your favorite accent? british, like tom holland and tom hiddleston british

cadmium red; do you have a “type” when it comes to a significant other? ....jess you know. but for those of you who don’t know, its the bad boy type... seriously, bucky barnes, loki, and according to jess its the dark-haired, chiseled features, built af, don’t worry, she made a point, like all the famous people im attracted to... all contain the same things that my boyfriend contains. my boyfriend is dark haired, chiseled features, thicc 

scarlet; describe your current crush/es. DARK HAIR, CHISELED FEATURES, BAD BOY TYPE BOYFRIEND

ruby; what does your ideal first date look like? honestly, i dont have one

carmine; what does your ideal second date look like? dont have one

madder lake red; would you ever kiss someone (or accept a kiss) on a first date? considering i kissed my boyfriend within the first hour of meeting him, sure

rose; what’s something really positive going on in your life right now? im actually keeping up with school rn and im fairly proud of myself

quinacridone rose; what’s something you’re really looking forward to? sleep

violet rose; what does your dream house look like? windows. so many windows big kitchen, comfortable

violet; is there any place in particular you’d like to settle down? not really, i’d settle down anywhere as long as im with the man i love

blue lake; what would you like to do/accomplish before you settle down? traveling

cobalt blue spectral; what is the most beautiful place you have ever been to? honestly, i havent been there yet

ultramarine; when was the last time you were in a good mood? do you know/remember what sparked it? ummmm, im kinda always in a good mood?

blue; what’s the most recent dream you remember? [redacted] [redacted] [redeacted] [redacted] [redacted]

bright blue; what does your dream family look like? any kids or pets? how many of each? 2 or 3 kids, 2 dogs and hopefully a cat. married to my boyfriend

blue cobalt; do you like your name? would you give yourself a different name if you could? NO it’s too common, its why i prefer people call me meg or megs. i hate my name.

prussian azure; what’s your favorite scent? vanilla

azure blue; what’s your favorite type of tea, if any? lipton pure leaf raspberry tea, and it has to be cold

turquoise blue; if you could start a garden, what would you plant? literally anything that i could water every once in a while and it still be alive

cerulean blue; if you were guaranteed to have a viewership, would you start a youtube vlog? no, my life is really boring

glauconite; describe your body without using any negative adjectives. curves, well built, purple red hair. honestly, im super comfortable with my body

yellow green; picture yourself walking in a field. what do you see & hear in this scenario? ya know that scene in vampire dairies when Damon is comforting Rose as she’s dying? yea it looks like that

green light; are you in a comfortable place in life? if not, what do you think might make it better? im pretty comfortable with it, just wish my boyfriend was with me

green; name three countries you want to visit; do you have any actual plans in place to visit any of them? ready? you’re gonna laugh jess, Romania, Ireland, England

emerald green; do you speak any languages besides english? are there any additional languages you want to learn? so my mom is from Chile, and she’s native in spanish, but im native in english and cant speak a lick of spanish, but i have been doing the duolingo spanish lessons and its like my latina side has woken up, but i cant speak spanish, i can read it and hear it and probably translate it for you

oxide of chromium; what’s your favorite book? Stalking Jack The Ripper by Kerri Maniscalco

olive green; are you currently reading anything? how do you like it so far? no, im too busy with school and work that i dont have time to read anything and its making me sad. but i always have a book in my backpack just incase

mars brown; what’s a movie that always puts a smile on your face/makes you laugh? the first Avengers

burnt umber; what’s something you plan to do before the day is over to take care of yourself? clean my fucking greasy ass face

umber; have you drank enough water today? nope, thank you for reminding me tho

voronezhskaya black; what or who is your go-to outlet for when you need to vent? you, cause you always provide the best advice and make me feel like my emotions matter to you too

sepia; name five things that always make you happy. Superheroes, music, my boyfriend, my friends, and books, etc

indigo; what’s the best/sweetest compliment you have ever received? today, i was sitting in my car ordering my drink from dutch bros and someone told me that they liked my hair even tho he couldnt really see the color of it. But i get a lot of compliments from my boyfriend about my eyes

payne’s gray; describe your aesthetic? shit, uhhhh, superhero murderer? 

black; post a selfie because you are so beautiful! I’m gonna share with you the one that has my boyfriend going crazy 

[hgfstreamchats]

Wolfwalkers

thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:35 PM GOD that voice is so Zim. Y'know, that could be a fun thing to watch! Mimic — Yesterday at 9:36 PM Zim's voice actor tends to stick to what he's famous for though it's weird hearing a zim voice with emotional range thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:37 PM Poor little Zim nerd. Mimic — Yesterday at 9:38 PM I feel like his character was built around the very concept of "long-suffering" thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:39 PM Pffffff highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:39 PM "What I'm saying is I'm available, please take me." thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:40 PM Ha! This is going to go so well. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 9:42 PM Small city boy is trying to be a cowboy? Mimic — Yesterday at 9:42 PM yep highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:42 PM He's doing his best.

Mimic — Yesterday at 9:42 PM and he's sounding exactly like zim doing it highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:42 PM The stream isn't lagging, that's how it's animated in this segment. Not well. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 9:42 PM oh that's what's familiar... thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:43 PM I'm sensing a theme Sharpwing — Yesterday at 9:44 PM ohhhhh, what timing. Gotta go, tell me how it ends! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:45 PM fjd;laskdjf Hoo boy Mimic — Yesterday at 9:46 PM little hissy noises thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:48 PM f Pull the trigger highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:49 PM He makes a solid point. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:51 PM So much letting him talk when they could have shot him. Mimic — Yesterday at 9:52 PM hope springs eternal thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:52 PM Ohoho! Mimic — Yesterday at 9:52 PM pretty birb I fuckin' love this movie thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:54 PM :eyes: Well then! highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:56 PM This had better not be another movie about a child giving up an immortal life of magic for a hideous neglectful mortal family. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:57 PM ...Mimic?  Is it? "well that's the problem" I love the art here highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:00 PM Oh, he's doomed. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:00 PM Gotta be. Kid... Mimic — Yesterday at 10:01 PM sorry about that, dogs needed feedin' thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:01 PM this is a great way for someone to get shot Mimic — Yesterday at 10:02 PM and no, it is not that kind of story this is the kind of story where the bad guy is a huge jerk and magic is a way to flip him off and live happily thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:02 PM nice~ Mimic — Yesterday at 10:03 PM this is based off one of the many periods in history where England was basically beating up Ireland for its lunch money highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:04 PM It should have won the Oscar based on the artwork alone. Mimic — Yesterday at 10:04 PM right??? highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:05 PM That and the moral, I'm assuming, isn't "How dare you dream big, disenfranchised and marginalized human?" Mimic — Yesterday at 10:06 PM actually, the villain is the one that believes that thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:06 PM Uh oh. There we go. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:10 PM Oh, for Pit's sake. I mean, at some point, someone she loved was getting shot. It was a question of who and when. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:11 PM noooo, not the bird hehehehe So they just had that ready, huh highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:13 PM They always do. Mimic — Yesterday at 10:13 PM this guy is a complete bag of dicks highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:14 PM His face looks like it's made of genital skin. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:14 PM D: Two days to kill all the wolves in a forest, sounds reasonable Sheepcube. spide! So she IS the wolf, right Mimic — Yesterday at 10:18 PM LISTEN TO THE BIRB highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:42 PM Grow up together, see each other in a new light, raise a litter of magical pups. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:42 PM oh noooooo highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:43 PM Oh! Well then, a third of the way there. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:44 PM awwwwww aaaaa :heart: OH that's who's in the room... Mimic — Yesterday at 10:48 PM noooooo sad doggo Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:53 PM nfskdgsdf oh no was i connected the whole time?? Mimic — Yesterday at 10:53 PM yup! Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:53 PM oops thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:54 PM gooooooo please, just listen to her for two seconds fffffffff Mimic — Yesterday at 10:57 PM everything is depressing thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:02 PM nooooooo highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:02 PM No one in this movie communicates. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:03 PM how about "I talked to your mother and that's what she said to tell you" Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:03 PM Isn't that true of most movies? Though if she had told her where her mother is, she wouldn't have done anything other than make a beeline to her highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:04 PM "I almost got shot getting to her and somehow all of the bullets missed me." thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:04 PM NO YOU COULD HAVE SAID THAT BEFORE highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:05 PM "I probably would have believed you before the cage." thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:10 PM God, I hope he dies a distraction!  let her oooouuuuuut :heartpulse: highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:14 PM Awww! Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:14 PM :pleading_face: thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:15 PM NO oh yeah, they have healing powers Mimic — Yesterday at 11:15 PM thank goodness thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:15 PM or, uh is that what this... is nooooooo "and you almost shot me" is that a bite mark on his arm highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:17 PM It is indeed. The mother bit him a while back. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:18 PM ohhhh highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:21 PM "Our god will make us immune to fire!" thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:24 PM noooooo YES Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:26 PM OHHHHHHHHHHH N I C E Mimic — Yesterday at 11:26 PM SUFFER Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:26 PM oh no hes gonna die isnt he NO NO NONNONONOOOOOOOO YES!!! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:27 PM GOOD yes, right onto the spiky rocks Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:28 PM no, bad i think im afraid,,,,, oh wow huh thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:28 PM phew Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:29 PM he...didnt die?? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:29 PM he didn't die! Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:29 PM i really like this movie thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:32 PM aaaaaaaaaa :heart: Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:32 PM YYYYYYYESSSSSSSSSS thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:32 PM yeah, you kinda SHOULD feel bad Mimic — Yesterday at 11:34 PM WOLVES FOREVER thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:34 PM :heart: :heart: :heart: Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:34 PM highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:34 PM Well, that was flawless! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:35 PM absolutely superb! Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:35 PM YEAH highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:35 PM I can't think of a single thing I'd change! Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:35 PM I love the little girl's design so much, she's just A Little Fluffball thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:35 PM yeah! Mimic — Yesterday at 11:35 PM right? Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:35 PM Bounce Bounce Mimic — Yesterday at 11:36 PM Floof thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:38 PM What a tasteful game highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:41 PM More tasteful by the minute! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:42 PM Where is HE getting all this money Wuh oh. HA Calamity...? Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:49 PM ..........social distancing. Mimic — Yesterday at 11:49 PM pfff Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:50 PM it-- isn't it supposed to be spelled "beggar king"? also why is that a thing Mimic — Yesterday at 11:50 PM at least it's not as disconcerting as teleporting watson Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:50 PM fgsdfhgjg thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:50 PM Oh my god Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:51 PM why is this game so exploitable Mimic — Yesterday at 11:51 PM this feels like a video game purgatory Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:52 PM this makes me vaguely uneasy thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:53 PM Only vaguely? Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:53 PM there are things that make me specifically uneasy, but this is pan-game uneasiness everything is somehow Quite Wrong ....was that an audio glitch, or a sound effect, because his voice briefly turned into a banjo thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:57 PM Well then. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:58 PM That certainly was that. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:58 PM it was. also, side question ive been meaning to ask, you mentioned people requesting movies. how do i do that? i have An Suggestion for sometimes, if you want. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:59 PM Oh, just fire away. Sharpwing — Today at 12:00 AM The old Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, the one with Gene Wilder. I may or may not be requesting because it's one of my favorite movies and they took it off of Netflix and I'm too skittish to pirate it myself. Also because it is ripe with opportunities to poke fun at a million different things. thenightetc2 — Today at 12:00 AM Oooo, yes! That sounds like a fun time. :slight_smile: highglossfinish — Today at 12:01 AM We watched it ages ago, just after he died, but I'm not at all averse to streaming it again! Any opportunity for piracy! Sharpwing — Today at 12:02 AM Arrrrr. thenightetc2 — Today at 12:02 AM yo ho ho! Mimic — Today at 12:03 AM while we're suggesting things, has anyone else ever browsed stupid horror movies on IMDB highglossfinish — Today at 12:03 AM I'm constantly on the lookout for horror movies, stupid movies, and stupid horror movies, so any suggestions are welcome. thenightetc2 — Today at 12:03 AM How about... Zombieland? highglossfinish — Today at 12:03 AM Ooh, absolutely! Mimic — Today at 12:04 AM I love Zombieland. plus, there's the sequel now thenightetc2 — Today at 12:04 AM A sequel! Mimic — Today at 12:04 AM Zombieland: Double Tap https://www.imdb.com/list/ls023868653/ okay, I just want to share this with the server IMDb Horror Movies with Ridiculous Concepts - IMDb Horror Movies with Ridiculous Concepts

thenightetc2 — Today at 12:05 AM Good. Also, I feel like Mirrormask would be a fun stream night idea. Sharpwing — Today at 12:06 AM The Gingerdead Man?? Mimic — Today at 12:06 AM that one stars Gary Busey! thenightetc2 — Today at 12:06 AM It's not horror, but it's very artistic Sharpwing — Today at 12:06 AM someone made that movie after coming up with the pun, didn't they. Starscreamapillar — Today at 12:06 AM Willy's Wonderland? Mimic — Today at 12:06 AM probably. also it has multiple sequels thenightetc2 — Today at 12:07 AM ...Killdozer. That looks amazing. Mimic — Today at 12:07 AM right??? that's sci-fi channel original movie levels of cheese also, Trail of the Screaming Forehead highglossfinish — Today at 12:08 AM These sound dreadful and perfect. Sharpwing — Today at 12:08 AM .....""Frogs""? Mimic — Today at 12:09 AM Frogs Sharpwing — Today at 12:09 AM That's... just... a nature documentary, POV bugs. Mimic — Today at 12:10 AM OH, MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE. the movie co-directed by Stephen King's cocaine habit. Sharpwing — Today at 12:10 AM The Refrigerator?? Mimic — Today at 12:10 AM also, Death Bed: The Bed That Eats thenightetc2 — Today at 12:11 AM I've heard good things about Lord of the Flies Sharpwing — Today at 12:11 AM mutated killer tomatoes. highglossfinish — Today at 12:11 AM I wonder if it's about some sort of bed? thenightetc2 — Today at 12:11 AM ...I want to watch The Blood Beast Terror Sharpwing — Today at 12:11 AM That's just a pitcher plant for humans though Mimic — Today at 12:12 AM I can't imagine why they wouldn't make their title clearer Sharpwing — Today at 12:12 AM the bed, not the blood beast Mimic — Today at 12:12 AM The Blood Beast Terror sounds neat Sharpwing — Today at 12:13 AM I know the man-eating worms movie is probably terrible, but for some reason I like the title being "Squirm". Not too on the nose, but evocative of imagery probably in the movie. highglossfinish — Today at 12:13 AM "In the United States it was released by Pacemaker Pictures on a double-bill with Slaughter of the Vampires under the title The Vampire Beast Craves Blood. " Sharpwing — Today at 12:13 AM Evil Bong??? Mimic — Today at 12:14 AM there are fuckin' six evil bong movies on Hulu Sharpwing — Today at 12:14 AM WHAT. Mimic — Today at 12:14 AM four sequels and a crossover with Gingerdead MAn, iirc Sharpwing — Today at 12:14 AM wow okay thenightetc2 — Today at 12:15 AM what Sharpwing — Today at 12:15 AM please read the synopsis for Killer Tongue Mimic — Today at 12:15 AM the full summary is a thing of beauty thenightetc2 — Today at 12:16 AM ??? highglossfinish — Today at 12:16 AM "This horror story involves a woman hiding out with four pastel colored poodles in a desert gas station with the loot from a heist while her boy friend does prison time. A meteorite crashes near the station transforming the woman into an alien being with a gigantic voracious tongue and her poodles are transformed into four drag queens. The whole thing grows even weirder as her boy friend escapes from prison and also encounters the meteorite, as does a mute Nun who is converted into a sexy drum majorette. Pursued by the prison officials who are after him, the whole group eventually come into conflict." Mimic — Today at 12:17 AM I fucking love this list page 2 of the list has the movie Zombeavers. Sharpwing — Today at 12:18 AM "A comic-book artist meets a woman on the NY streets, but after a quick flirtation, she suddenly collapses, and is picked-up by an old ambulance. He checks all the hospitals in the area, but the woman seems to have disappeared." Ratchet gets a taste for humans Mimic — Today at 12:19 AM pfff thenightetc2 — Today at 12:19 AM :skull: Mimic — Today at 12:19 AM oh, and there's a really stupid Bela Lugosi movie on this list too. The Devil Bat 'A mad scientist develops an aftershave lotion that causes his gigantic bats to kill anyone who wears it.' Sharpwing — Today at 12:19 AM .....please never let him know I said that --wait, aftershave?? Mimic — Today at 12:19 AM yep highglossfinish — Today at 12:21 AM If there's a movie out there about an evil ambulance, we are fragging watching it. Sharpwing — Today at 12:21 AM why would you not make something more gender-neutral, what if you want to assasinate a random woman via gigantic bat, how are you going to get her to unwittingly put on aftershave It's on the first page of the list, just called "The Ambulance" I believe, if you want to ctrl+F search for it no wait, here https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099026/?ref_=ttls_li_tt IMDb The Ambulance (1990) - IMDb Directed by Larry Cohen. With Eric Roberts, James Earl Jones, Megan Gallagher, Red Buttons. A comic-book artist meets a woman on the NY streets, but after a quick flirtation, she suddenly collapses, and is picked-up by an old ambulance. He checks all the hospitals in the area, but the woman seems to have disappeared.

i forgot i could send links for a minute highglossfinish — Today at 12:22 AM We're watching it. Oh, frag yes, we're watching it next time. Mimic — Today at 12:22 AM holy fucking shit, there's a movie called Rubber A homicidal car tire, discovering it has destructive psionic power, sets its sights on a desert town once a mysterious woman becomes its obsession. Sharpwing — Today at 12:23 AM oh no, what have i done highglossfinish — Today at 12:23 AM I'm letting Ratchet know and then we're watching it so very hard. Sharpwing — Today at 12:23 AM are you planning to tell Ratchet this exists or-- OH NO RATCHET IM SORRY highglossfinish — Today at 12:23 AM I'm not. Sharpwing — Today at 12:23 AM oh nooooooooo Mimic — Today at 12:23 AM do it. DO IT thenightetc2 — Today at 12:23 AM Think he'll join us for it? highglossfinish — Today at 12:23 AM I hope so. I'll try to work him over. Sharpwing — Today at 12:24 AM i would pay to see his reaction, 100% serious ....im also still a little bit sorry a little Sharpwing — Today at 12:25 AM Oh I have heard of that... somewhere Mimic — Today at 12:27 AM btw, this same poster has lists such as 'stupid kids movies' and 'ridiculous shark movies' thenightetc2 — Today at 12:27 AM lots of good ideas here! Mimic — Today at 12:28 AM just gonna leave this https://www.imdb.com/list/ls041237729/ and this https://www.imdb.com/list/ls026096034/ here IMDb Stupid Kids Movies - IMDb Stupid Kids Movies

IMDb Ridiculous Shark Movies - IMDb Ridiculous Shark Movies

Sharpwing — Today at 12:28 AM thank you, this is wonderful ...."Attack of the Lederhosen Zombies". Mimic — Today at 12:29 AM "Sharktopus Vs Whalewolf" Sharpwing — Today at 12:30 AM ....eeEEEeeeeww, the concept of Snakes on a Train is genuinely disgusting Mimic — Today at 12:30 AM yeah sometimes ridiculous crosses over into grossout >P Sharpwing — Today at 12:31 AM "Contaminated grain breeds overgrown, killer rats in this Golden Harvest production. Dachshunds were dressed up as rats for the special effects." Mimic — Today at 12:33 AM it takes some vision to commit to that course of action instead of literally anything else Sharpwing — Today at 12:34 AM And of course, for you... :3 https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075809/?ref_=ttls_li_tt IMDb The Car (1977) - IMDb Directed by Elliot Silverstein. With James Brolin, Kathleen Lloyd, John Marley, R.G. Armstrong. A small desert town is terrorized by a powerful, seemingly possessed car, and the local sheriff may be the only one who can stop it.

it's sadly not as pretty as you, but then again who could be thenightetc2 — Today at 12:34 AM Ohoho! Mimic — Today at 12:35 AM Christine's lower-budget third cousin Sharpwing — Today at 12:35 AM Christine? thenightetc2 — Today at 12:36 AM Christine! https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085333/ IMDb Christine (1983) - IMDb Directed by John Carpenter. With Keith Gordon, John Stockwell, Alexandra Paul, Robert Prosky. A nerdish boy buys a strange car with an evil mind of its own and his nature starts to change to reflect it.

It's excellent. Sharpwing — Today at 12:37 AM Huh! Sounds neat-- and silly, but still https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0063145/?ref_=ttls_li_tt IMDb 'It's Alive!' (TV Movie 1969) - IMDb Directed by Larry Buchanan. With Tommy Kirk, Shirley Bonne, Bill Thurman, Annabelle Weenick. A loony farmer finds a prehistoric monster hiding in a cavern on his land. To feed his newest critter, the farmer kidnaps three people. The three desperately try to escape and finally, one of them succeeds.

eye tiddies?? Mimic — Today at 12:38 AM sadly, not the first time I've encountered that concept Sharpwing — Today at 12:39 AM .....w.....w.here..........? Mimic — Today at 12:40 AM believe it or not, a highly acclaimed JRPG series. that happened to have an NPC with seventeen breasts scattered around her body highglossfinish — Today at 12:40 AM One of my all time favorite Earth movies, and my favorite Earth love story. Sharpwing — Today at 12:40 AM Oh, who falls in love? highglossfinish — Today at 12:41 AM The car and her driver. Sharpwing — Today at 12:41 AM :O! Mimic — Today at 12:41 AM truly, a love for the ages Sharpwing — Today at 12:41 AM I thought it was gonna end with her taking him over as a vessel tbh thenightetc2 — Today at 12:44 AM Ohhhh, that would have been interesting, too. Mimic — Today at 12:44 AM they grow closer in other ways like murder Sharpwing — Today at 12:44 AM .....i did not think you were going to say murder. highglossfinish — Today at 12:45 AM Don't tell him, but someday I'd like to get the little "Let me tell you a little something about love" monologue inscribed on something and give it to Breakdown. Mimic — Today at 12:46 AM awww, that's sweet~ thenightetc2 — Today at 12:46 AM We won't spoil your surprise! highglossfinish — Today at 12:47 AM Appreciated! Mimic — Today at 12:47 AM sometimes you just gotta woo your honey with vehicular manslaughter Sharpwing — Today at 12:47 AM .......I need to look up this monologue highglossfinish — Today at 12:48 AM https://youtu.be/HYqSugRiG5Y?t=77 YouTube Movieclips Christine (1983) - Love Eats Everything Scene (8/10) | Movieclips Sharpwing — Today at 12:50 AM I love that speech very much very much ........so is this movie like Chitty Chitty Bang Bang but with more murder. Mimic — Today at 12:51 AM more like Herbie the Love Bug... but with more murder and a sexier car. Sharpwing — Today at 12:52 AM Never seen that actually, though with a name like The Love Bug it must be hard to out-sexy him. actual lovebugs are so gross and smushy though, i dont know if the writers knew what they were doing when they named Herbie. Mimic — Today at 12:53 AM 'The Love Bug (sometimes referred to as Herbie the Love Bug) is a 1969 American comedy film directed by Robert Stevenson and the first in a series of films made by Walt Disney Productions and distributed by Buena Vista Distribution that starred an anthropomorphic pearl-white, fabric-sunroofed 1963 Volkswagen racing Beetle named Herbie. It was based on the 1961 book Car, Boy, Girl by Gordon Buford.' thenightetc2 — Today at 12:54 AM It was based on the 1961 book Car, Boy, Girl by Gordon Buford.' Hmmmm.  Hm! Sharpwing — Today at 12:54 AM wingman, or love triangle?:smirk: Mimic — Today at 12:55 AM oh my god, I forgot one of the characters was:'Tennessee Steinmetz, a character who creates "art" from used car parts' Sharpwing — Today at 12:55 AM ....Tennessee? Mimic — Today at 12:55 AM yup thenightetc2 — Today at 12:55 AM ...o_o gruesome! Mimic — Today at 12:56 AM right??? Mimic — Today at 12:57 AM por que no los dos? Sharpwing — Today at 12:58 AM .....I've seen sculptures like that, and I only now realize what they must look like I am now imagining statues made out of stomachs and kidneys and the like. jeez earth must be horrifyng thenightetc2 — Today at 1:04 AM Well, I need to go run an errand before the store closes.  Goodnight--and thanks for the stream! That was a fantastic movie. :smile: Sharpwing — Today at 1:05 AM https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0050720/?ref_=ttls_li_tt IMDb The Monolith Monsters (1957) - IMDb Directed by John Sherwood. With Grant Williams, Lola Albright, Les Tremayne, Trevor Bardette. Rocks from a meteor which grow when in contact with water threaten a sleepy Southwestern desert community.

RoCkS highglossfinish — Today at 1:05 AM Goodnight, night human! Sharpwing — Today at 1:05 AM Oh, goodnight Night!<3 Mimic — Today at 1:06 AM good night friend! ahem. Fungicide What happens when a crazed scientist gets a forced weekend away at a Bed and Breakfast? Mushrooms and mayhem! Death stalks the shocked guests as mushrooms of all shapes and sizes run rampant through the woods! Sharpwing — Today at 1:09 AM https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0299712/?ref_=ttls_li_tt IMDb They Crawl (2001) - IMDb Directed by John Allardice. With Daniel Cosgrove, Tamara Davies, Dennis Boutsikaris, Ken Lerner. After a terrifying incident of man, a policewoman detective needs to find a way to stop the creepy horde of roaches before it can kill more people.

This one isn't special, just-- "incident of man"? is that a phrase i dont know or a typo Mimic — Today at 1:09 AM I need to work that into my vocabulary Sharpwing — Today at 1:10 AM "after a terrifying incident of man" Mimic — Today at 1:14 AM Terrifying incident of man sounds like it should be mandatory to describe Florida Man events Sharpwing — Today at 1:18 AM Sorry, I know it's getting late for most of the US, but I do have a genuine suggestion this time https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0026663/?ref_=ttls_li_tt IMDb Mad Love (1935) - IMDb Directed by Karl Freund. With Peter Lorre, Frances Drake, Colin Clive, Ted Healy. In Paris, a demented surgeon's obsession with a British actress leads him to secretly replace her concert pianist husband's mangled hands with those of a guillotined murderer with a gift for knife-throwing.

1935, batshit premise played completely straight apparently Mimic — Today at 1:19 AM this is how surgery works Sharpwing — Today at 1:21 AM .......not to pick at poor Ratchet again, but I'm reasonably sure that in one timeline he did do that, with his own hands. Mimic — Today at 1:22 AM I'd believe it.

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The alternative 2016 sports awards: the years best quotes, gaffes and meltdowns

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The alternative 2016 sports awards: the years best quotes, gaffes and meltdowns

Your investment medal tables: it had been another big year for sporting soap opera. The quotes, the rows and also the capybaras that made yesteryear 12 several weeks special

Star of the season

Cristiano Ronaldo won a 4th Ballon dOr, launched a variety of CR7 blankets, tossed a microphone into a lake, inspired a tantrum meme, and located the eras defining football press conference, using the press banned from asking them questions. He denied it had been his idea to possess the questions resulting from a Uefa media officer rather: I decide nothing. Also, he made an appearance to goes a magic fully-created Euro 2016 TV graphic during Portugals quarter-final. Perfect.

Ian Finch (@FinchIan)

Not only a skilful player, Ronaldo may also gob out a replay wipe #POLPOR pic.twitter.com/UC44YRv5TA

June 30, 2016

Manager of the season

Claudio Ranieri, using the edge off 2016.Hey, man, dilly-ding, dilly-dong. Seriously! Former Ranieri player Gianfranco Zola revealed the saying was attempted and tested. Hes always stated dilly-ding, dilly-dong. Hes a vibrant guy. Initially when i first heard it’ understood what he meant. He explained it a lot of occasions.

Modern footballer of the season

Lots of contenders, but two Rental property men share the title: club captain Gabby Agbonlahor, relegated on the nitrous oxide legal high 2 yrs after extending his Rental property deal because: I get that very same buzz pulling around the Rental property shirt, and team-mate Joleon Lescott, who livened up last seasons harsh run-in by tweeting a photograph of a sports car following a 6- defeat and telling the press how going lower would be a real weight off the shoulders. He left on the free in August.

Also standing his ground: Poultry midfielder Ozan Tufan upset with media critique throughout the Euros after he was caught on camera doing his hair as Croatias Luka Modric formed as much as score before him. I do not get the way a single moment by which I actually do my locks are considered an error. It damages my confidence.

Best Olympic moment

Recording the atmosphere: Nikki Hamblin and Abbey DAgostino helping one another finish Rios 5,000m after colliding mid-race. Hamblin: After I went lower it had been like: Whats happening? Why shall we be held on the floor? And all of a sudden theres this hands on my small shoulder. That girl may be the Olympic spirit, immediately.

Story from the summer time

Syrian teen Yusra Mardini winning her heat within the 100m butterfly for that Refugee Team in Rio, annually after surviving the capsize of the six-man dinghy transporting 20 refugees towards Lesbos. This is actually awesome there are plenty of tales about me now and lots of people who wish to take my picture: its assisting to spread our message. This doesn’t stop here This isn’t the finish.

Most off-message

1) US womens football star Hope Solo, reflecting on their own Rio quarter-final defeat to Norway: We performed a courageous game but we performed a lot of cowards. The very best team didn’t win, I strongly, firmly think that. They wont allow it to be far. They provided the ultimate. And 2) The uniform golfers delivering their pre-Games causes of not likely to Rio. Rory McIlroy: Though the chance of infection in the Zika virus is recognized as low, it’s a risk nevertheless. Dustin Manley: My concerns concerning the Zika virus can’t be overlooked. Jason Day: The only reason behind my decision may be the danger to future people in our family. And Vijay Singh: I must take part in the Olympic games, however the Zika virus, you realize everything crap.

Best change of direction

Originated from Sepp Blatters substitute at Fifa, Gianni Infantino calling his new pay deal evidence of its emerging anti-avarice culture. Infantino stated his modest contract 1.15m fundamental plus bonuses, vehicle, house, 1,542-a-month expenses and funding for just one-off costs for example 1,100 for any tuxedo and 660 on flowers reflects greater than any word can reflect my strong will to finish recent conduct.

Former Fifa man of the season

Most relaxed because the FBI required a grip: former Concacaf mind Jeffrey Webb, who located a Harlem Renaissance-themed blackjack party in Feb while under house arrest in the Georgia mansion he bought with fraud money. Webb, looking for sentencing next May, required the Concacaf presidency this year pledging to attract a line underneath the organisations shameful Jack Warner era: We must move the clouds, and let the sunshine in.

Interview of the season

Gary and Paul ODonovan, live on RT in August after winning Irelands first rowing gold discussing the craic, Nutella, peeing in cups, how you can row (close your vision and pull just like a dog), and just how sad they believed to stay in Rio simply because they were missing the Rio-themed parties in Skibbereen. Recently these were named RT Sport Team of the season, appeared inside a new documentary Pull Just like a Dog, were interviewed for Graham Nortons New Years Eve BBC1 show, and named as Britains most Googled Irish-related search phrase within the entire 2016. Gary: Its funny the way in which its labored out.

Best commentary moments

Icelands Euro 2016 coverage, which from Irelands Cathal Dennehy and Ronan Duggan, live streaming Aprils Irish Universities Athletics Association womens 4 x 400m dramatic relay final being an outsider billed in the depths of hell to victory. Dennehy accepted later hed achieved a pitch approximately your dog whistle along with a squealing pig All of us lost the brain.

Worst commentary moments

1) Canadas Olympic broadcaster CBC apologising in August after their swimming commentator known as the entire mens 200m individual medley mistaking Michael Phelps for Ryan Lochte and 2) John Virgo, confident he was off-air during BBC1s live coverage of Mark Selby and Marco Fus epic contest at snookers World Championship in April: I wanted to watch a bit of racing this afternoon. Ill be lucky to look at some fucking Match during the day. Spokesman: Hes embarrassed and apologetic.

Pundit of the season

The clip that never grows old. Skys Steve McClaren in June, together with his in-play analysis of Englands reaction to Icelands equaliser: It has been the right response from England. You simply think: Not a problem, begin anew, keep dominating, keep getting pressure around the Iceland back four the only real factor they have got may be the big boy in advance Sigurdsson, nobody Sigthorsson Oh, ohhh

Best attitude

Mike Allardyce negotiating the 400,000 top-up that ended his 67-day England reign. He guaranteed undercover reporters hed deliver their pretend clients keynote speaking, thats what Id do, Im a keynote speaker plus good value not only the keynote speech but additionally within the bar after. I do not are available in like many of them, bang, youre off. What happens I am talking about? Im likely to stand in the bar. Possess a couple of social drinks.

Best protest

Charlton and Coventry fans, staging some pot protest in October against both clubs boards by hurling hundreds of plastic pigs in the pitch. @CAFCofficial, 3.02pm: Play is stopped. Pigs on pitch. 3.03pm: (A fantasy ones).

Social networking awards

Best live tweeting: 1) Danny Willetts brother Pete, watching the Masters in April with tweets including: Without words. I once punched that kid in the head for hurting my pet rat. Now look and: Ive shared a shower having a Masters champion. His Ryder Cup online preview in September which branded US fans pudgy, filthy cretins along with a baying mob of imbeciles didnt go down so well. 2) @hastingsufc, remaining professional from the odds in October: Apologies for insufficient updates / Ive been stung with a wasp. Even game, no significant chances. 3) And Icelands @rvkgrapevine, giving one minute-by-minute evaluation of keeper Hannes Halldorssons summer time performance against Portugal. dinns breath propelled our heroic goalkeeper to swat away that weak-ass header and: Goalkeeper Such As The High cliff FACE AT DYRHOLAEY The Only Real Factor Which Will DESTROY HIM IS CENTURIES OF Seaside EROSION.

Most sincere tweet: Sunderlands Victor Anichebe, copying and pasting an excessive amount of what his PR team sent him after Octobers defeat to West Pork @VictorAnichebe: Are you able to tweet something similar to: Unbelievable support yesterday and great effort through the lads! Hard lead to take! But we go again!

Most confused: Californian Facebook user Petra Fyde, asking her buddies and family in June: At the chance of sounding stupid How come a lot of strange men within my facebook inbox saying WILL GRIGGS Burning, YOUR DEFENSE IS PETRA FYDE?????? What the heck is happening?

And also the best-crafted pledge: @Joey7Barton, 24 May: To be a Ranger would be to sense the sacred trust of upholding everything this type of name means within this shrine of football. 15 Sep: I apologise unreservedly.

Frederick Barton (@Joey7Barton)

To become a Ranger would be to sense the sacred trust of upholding everything this type of name means within this shrine of football. pic.twitter.com/nb5yTKq420

May 24, 2016

Best put-lower

Andy Murray in August, requested by John Inverdale: Youre the very first person to ever win two Olympic tennis golds, thats an remarkable task, is it not? Murray: I believe Venus and Serena have won four each. @jk_rowling: Murray just advised John Inverdale that ladies are people too.

Best analysis

One of the footballers reacting to Brexit in June: @PetrCech:It appears as though the greatest decision within the good reputation for the united states is made with different fake campaign and lies. Italys Giorgio Chiellini:The primary problem is an eventual domino effect. I do not think the straightforward United kingdom exit can alter the equilibrium from the whole European economy, besides the acid reflux everyones feeling. I believe the discontent shouldnt result in disintegration. Jermaine Pennant @pennant83: Now we’re not in Europe whats going to take place using the next euros 2018??? And Nolito: What’s Brexit? I believe its dancing. I might be wrong.

Wisest words

25 November:England coach Eddie Johnson, hailing wing Elliot Daly within the buildup for their game against Argentina: He is doing stuff you dont coach. 26 November:Daly sent off after five minutes.

Sharpest PR

Rio 2016 spokesperson Mario Andrada explaining why organisers couldnt be anticipated to simply fix the eco-friendly water within the pool overnight: Chemistry isn’t an exact science.

Best customer support

In August Englands slow over-rate against Pakistan motivated spectator Alexis Larger to tweet: I would like 10% of my money-back. Wouldnt visit football and discover it ended after 80mins. Alex Hales tweeted back: ok DM me your bank details then transferred 4.10.

Miss of the season

Italys Simone Zaza tiptoeing his way to stardom in the place against Germany in the Euros the summers single greatest non-Ronaldo meme. Among the remixes: Zaza like a seagull rubber stamping for worms, Zaza doing Olympic dressage, and Zaza inside a queue for that toilet. Zaza: Regrettably the ball went excessive. It will likely be beside me throughout my existence.

Single worst moment of 2016

Setting a dark tone for Trump, Brexit, Farage and exactly what adopted Germany coach Joachim Lws distressing televised in-trouser scratch and sniff routine in mid-June. Im sorry for this. When you’re filled with adrenaline, unexpected things happen that you simply dont see. I’ll attempt to behave differently later on.

President of the season

Palermos 74-year-old owner Maurizio Zamparini entered 2016 searching to place his coach-eater image to sleep. Heres the way it unfolded:

10 Jan: Zamparini denies hes already feeling twitchy about his new coach Davide Ballardini. I won’t sack him, despite the fact that I possibly could. 11 Jan: Sacks him and hires Guillermo Barros Schelotto. 11 February:Finds out Schelotto hasn’t got his badges and hires Giovanni Bosi rather. 15 February: Sacks Bosi and rehires Giuseppe Iachini, who he sacked in November. 8 Marly:Calls Iachini a fool that has gone mad and replaces him with Walter Novellino. 12 Apr:Sacks Novellino, rehires Ballardini. People say Ive gone mad, but Im the victim here. 6 Sep: Hires Roberto de Zerbi after Ballardini resigns two games in to the season. 28 November:Denies he already has his doubts about De Zerbi. I’ll keep him. That’s my decision. 30 November: Sacks De Zerbi to be pitiful and hires Eugenio Corini to determine out a hard year. Why Corini? There wasnt much on the market.

Most British moment

In April West Indies needed an unlikely 19 in the final to win the planet T20 and Englands Ben Stokes was the person using the ball in the hands to shut the result. Four balls and 4 Carlos Brathwaite sixes later, it had been over. I send Ben commiserations, stated Brathwaite. Hes a complete legend.

Most unpredicted hero

Marcus Willbomb Willis, world No775 as he stunned Wimbledon and, almost, Roger Federer sticking it to trolls who dubbed him Cartman because of his big bones. His Wimbledon run ended having a cheque for 30,000. It is the greatest pay day Ive ever endured. I’m able to repay a few charge cards now.

Chant of the season

Huh! by Iceland. Also worth a mention: tactics-minded Carlisle fans having a Peter Andre-themed message to manager Keith Curle: Woah-oh-oh-oh, Mysterious Curle, I wanna play 3-5-2.

Best falling lower

2016s best football tumbles: Brazilian players Marcelo Cordeiro and Rossi pretending to have been headbutted by each other in October (Cordeiro: Thats just existence. Thats the sport were in) Toulouse coach Pascal Dupraz feeling upset in November by critique of his response to a paper plane brushing his head: Each one of these critics, theyre so brave and Louis van Gaals Miranda Hart pratfall in Feb, because he designed a serious point.

Best Strictly contenders

a) Everton manager Roberto Martnez, filmed dancing at a Jason Derulo concert in Feb b) Mike Allardyce, spotted in Marbella in May spinning on the spot to Rihannas We Found Love and c) Alan Pardew, marking Castles FA Cup final goal by throwing dad shapes on Wembleys touchline. The 3 of these were sacked within several weeks.

Politicians of the season

Were Icelands Ministry for Foreign Matters, @MFAIceland explaining how their 23-man Euro 2016 squad chose itself by whittling lower their people in this country of 332,529.

MFA Iceland (@MFAIceland)

@pin_upicierno pic.twitter.com/ot0Mq2lsjM

June 27, 2016

Best celebration

Michail Antonios horizontal-running grass-dance in Feb after scoring for West Pork. I saw The Simpsons Movie a few days ago. I believe I pulled them back.

Least foreseeable setback

British cyclist Adam Yates, out while watching primary peloton within the Tour de France in This summer, simply to be flattened whenever a fans belt punctured an inflatable Vittel advertising arch. He still continued to win the white-colored jersey, though.

Best clarification

Skiing star Lindsey Vonn, ambassador for Mind skis and bindings, reacted to some ski detaching mid-race in Feb by posting a video of herself destroying her Mind bindings having a hammer. After talks together with her agent she clarified: It was by no means, shape or form an expression around the performance from the Mind skis and bindings. In my opinion in Mind.

Most distracted

French fencer Enzo Lefort entering the Rio Games declaring: Ive given something to arrive here. Its important to not be distracted then being booed through the crowd after his phone fell out of his pocket mid-bout.

Best pose

Roy Hodgson, recognizing themself around the giant screen as England trailed to Iceland.

Danny Bloodstream (@dannyswfc)

Whenever you place your self on the giant screen and wish individuals to think there is a plan… pic.twitter.com/YLX3Mf6kB0

June 27, 2016

Best comeback

Andy Townsend, back on ITV for that summer time: Thats as blatant a problem as youll ever see. Could it have been certainly within the box? I do not know.

Worst luck

Australian rugby league star Jarryd Hayne, cutting short his presentation to 200 school pupils around the risks of the web when his screen began flashing up porn. Organisers stated the pictures didn’t originate from Jarryds device Hayne: It had been awkward. Wow.

Greatest last laugh

Louise Watson obtaining the second biggest fine in Wimbledon history, 9,040, for racket smashing 1,500 greater than Viktor Troickis acceptable for ranting from the worst ever umpire on the planet. She arrived on the scene ahead, though: winning 50,000 on her mixed doubles victory.

Cheapest blow

Spare a concept for Serb rowers Milos Vasic and Nenad Bedik, who showed up in Rio feeling good after 4 years of beginning training and sank after 1,250m.

Greatest attention seekers

Headlining 12 several weeks of viral animal cameos: a) an unflustered cat supporting play at Januarys Everton v Dagenham game, then losing its poise when keeper Joel Robles shooed it b) a squirrel doing the same at Marchs third T20 between Nigeria and Australia (@samuelfez: Watson in to the attack. Zampa at square leg. Maxwell gully. Squirrel deep point #SAvAUS) c) 20 mongooses storming a green during Novembers European Tours Nedbank Golf Challenge in Nigeria

and d) two pitch-invading dogs one sparking an earlier tea in Novembers second India v England Test, another chasing Gois left-back Juninho throughout a Brazilian Serie B game. Juninho stated he ran since you cant tell with dogs locals told RBS TV the stray, Zulu, is simply soppy If he sees a ball, he goes chasing. Not one of them outshone time top sporting animal, though: Brazils hefty and nonplussed golf course capybaras. Australia captain Ian Baker-Finch: That bloody factor is big. Have you ever seen it? Its half wombat, half dog. US player Matt Kuchar: Its just like a moosehead on the gigantic rat. US director Andy Levinson: It appears as though your dog. A just like a dog-pig.

Plus special mention for: Lorenzo the horse, dancing to Smooth by Santana in Rios individual dressage.

Most thorough

These warning notices stuck over the toilets in Rios Olympic Village, banning a variety of unlicensed toilet activities. US basketball star Elena Delle Donne: Guess I will not be toilet fishing today.

Most depressing fact

For fans of the certain age: in May Burys Callum Styles grew to become the very first footballer born in 2000 to look inside a League game in November fellow millennial Moise Kean switched out for Juventus within the Champions League.

Getting people together

Wales midfielder Joe Ledley: dancing for Europe last summer time. One of the headlines: La drole de danse du Gallois and Ledley enflamme le vestiaire.

Best message

Cricketer Liam Thomas wasnt frustrated in October when his prosthetic leg came off as he dived close to the boundary while fielding for that England Physical Disability team. He jumped following the ball rather and delivered a fierce return. Should there be kids available watching who thought they couldnt take part in the game before week, he stated later, I would like these to know they are able to do anything whatsoever installed their mind to.

Most satisfactory reply

Originated from 15-year-old Wimbledon women singles champion Anastasia Potapova answering press questions regarding her existence after winning the ultimate. I do not have siblings or siblings but I’ve got a duck, Vita. Shes small.

Best swagger

Haitian hurdler Jeffrey Julmis the undisputed star from the 110m hurdles in Rio. Within the selection before his race he gave your camera some textbook Usain Bolt-style attitude, then went mind over heels in the first hurdle.

Most uplifting

Showing the planet isnt totally damaged: Barcelonas under-14s side, lightly consoling their tearful Japanese rivals after beating them within the final of Augusts Junior Soccer World Challenge a mixture of hugs and pep talks.

Plus: most offended

Japanese pole vaulter Hiroki Ogita upset by reports in August that hed knocked the bar off with his penis. Irrrve never expected the foreign media to consider me lower such as this. Its false, and i’m devastated they mock and ridicule me a lot. He later tweeted: Watching again, this really is pretty funny, basically let them know myself. LOL.

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